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Dari imel brantai :
How to make a woman happy – It’s not difficult.
To keep a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
Compare with How to make a man happy !
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :
1. Give him lots of SEX
2. Feed him well
3. Let him have the TV remote control
4. Leave him in peace.
(It’s very simple to make a man happy, Isn’t It?)
owgh SHIT!!
setuju….wakakakakakak
intinya yo, wanita itu kaya matematika
rumit, njlimet tapi asyik..huekekeke
weong wadon maning bah…………..
49.5. give her a lot of money, fancy car & house
memang sih wanita itu jelimet, tapi… buat hidup lebih hidup…:)
ternyata membuat pria bahagia itu gampang banget ya, sangat simple. saya baru tahu lho. Dan membuat wanita bahagia sangat sulit, wanita masih tidak bisa dipuaskan meskipun dengan hal2 tersebut di atas. kata temenku sih wanita itu tidak pernah puas. itu kata temenku lho bukan kataku.
hahaha..kok smilenya murung teyus?
ada pengalaman buruk kah dengan peyem?
hehehe…panjang jugak ya tuntutannya :p
betul..
setuju..
memang complicated sih berurusan ama cewek, tapi banyak orang yg suka berurusan dengan cewek, yg bergau lah, yg selingkuh lah, yg psk lah.. banyak cewek yg suka memperlihatkan dirinya dgn bersolek, tampil seksi dan lain sebagainya yg mengundang *apapun* lelaki… sebagai lelaki, aku sih seneng2 aja.. tatapi, tuh cewek kok bisa yah seneng nampilin ampe ke dalem2 gitu.. toh yg menikmati cowok dan yg bunting cewek..
kalo dah kadung cinta – opo wae ditukoke-lah…